About

It is the 21st century, though I am a 20th century man.

I document the gossip that is mine. The women. My women. The pity. The fear.

The definition of celebrity derives from late Middle English to mean Solemn Ceremony. I am celebrity. This is where you will see my solemness and my ceremony.

Using the google-machine I stumbled across this man Perez Hilton of Hollywood, CA who writes juicy shlock stories about celebrities of the time. This man, in all his self-proclaimed salacious and sagaciousness, has inspired me.

I am Ernest Hemingway. I have lots of juicy stories about ladies. This is the place where you will read them.